@voyou Had lunch a bit later than usual, so obviously I've spent the afternoon humming the theme tune to late 90s Mel & Sue vehicle Late Lunch. 15 Feb 17 Reply Retweet Favorite

Cybernetic feminism

This story from the Onion is awesome in every respect:

“I’m gonna be a tractor,” Garretson said. “Tractors are fun.”

Although Garretson does not have a six-cylinder diesel engine, independent-link suspension, or a comfort command seat with air-suspension swivel, the 5-year-old said she was excited to be both red and shiny someday. Garretson added that as a tractor she would sleep in the barn with the cows and the chickens, but not with the pigs, because the pigs make too much of a mess.