@voyou Nothing like taking the 41 from Archway to remind you that "Crouch End" is extremely made up. 18 Apr 19 Reply Retweet Favorite

Saw something on Wikipedia just now

Paris Hilton has reached the attention of the Indian film industry. She has been invited to play Nobel Peace prize recipient Mother Theresa in a film partly written by Pope John Paul II. The film will include the talents of other notables of her stature such as Pandit Ravi Shankar. Pope Benedict XVI is expected to give his blessing to this film.

Actually, I’d already heard about this. Astonishingly, I’d managed to forget all about it.

Meanwhile, Ian Penman channels Julie Burchill , and is of course entirely right.

At least they know where their priorities are

The Genesis of the Industrial Capitalist Pleased to see that cigar cutters and corkscrews are allowed on planes.