@voyou Disgusting of May to pretend to attend the obviously fake "Armed Forces Day" in order to get out of celebrating National Pralines Day. 24 Jun 17 Reply Retweet Favorite

Happy Gay Christmas

Via Warren Ellis, I hear of the term “Goth Christmas” for Halloween. It’s also, at least here in the Bay Area, Gay Christmas. I like that there’s an, as it were, contingently gay holiday; and anyway, the American fall holidays are the best holidays: Halloween, a holiday celebrating dressing up, and Thanksgiving, a holiday celebrating eating. Anyway, for your Halloween pleasure, here’s a happy-hardcore remix of Tubular Bells.