Lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living

Headlines ripped straight from a Grant Morrison comic

Nazi Philip wanted Diana dead, Fayed tells inquest.

Awesome. I wonder if Fayed is in touch with Lyndon LaRouche:

The now rapidly accumulating evidence of a European plot to establish a fascist dictatorship over western and central Europe, when this ongoing activity is compared with the fascist plot led by the cabal gathered around New York’s Mayor Bloomberg, and around traditionally fascist figures such as George Shultz and Felix Rohatyn of Pinochet regime notoriety, makes it fair to say that an immediate threat of an international fascist coup d’etat is currently in full swing in both the U.S.A. and western and central Europe. It is only during this month that the implications of this trans-Atlantic fascist plot have exposed themselves as a clear and present immediate danger to civilization world-wide.

There’s something amazingly compelling about the grammatical structure of that paragraph.