@voyou If we're going to base our politics on Tumblr memes, put me down for "Can't even communism" 13 Jun 19 Reply Retweet Favorite

Scratch a libertarian, find a Nazi

Turns out hipster favorite Ron Paul believes in the “North American Union” theory being pimped by such eminent fascists as Lou Dobbs and Alex Jones (short version, George Bush is s3cr3t1y a dirty Mexican socialist OMG!). And he wants to abolish the federal reserve (that’ll teach those Jewish bankers)! No word yet on his position on degenerate art or his policy towards the Slavs.

Watch: Stephen Colbert on the North American Union