@voyou Most self-driving car projects are secretly funded by Big Philosophy, in an attempt to maintain the monopoly of bul… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1056128333526822912 27 Oct 18 Reply Retweet Favorite

Or, the mockney Charles Trenet

 Listening to Lily Allen’s “Littlest Things,” it occurs to me that her mildly urban beats are all a smokescreen; what she really wants to do is become a chansonnier. And why not? London could do with a female Jacques Brel; well, maybe more of a calypso Peter Sarstedt, but either way I approve.