@voyou Why are Labour going with this "two horse race" slogan for the London mayor election? It's very "only the Lib Dems… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1389524658425323522 4 May 21 Reply Retweet Favorite

Or, the mockney Charles Trenet

 Listening to Lily Allen’s “Littlest Things,” it occurs to me that her mildly urban beats are all a smokescreen; what she really wants to do is become a chansonnier. And why not? London could do with a female Jacques Brel; well, maybe more of a calypso Peter Sarstedt, but either way I approve.