@voyou Think I would have felt less awkward if I *had* been the oldest person at that Let's Eat Grandma in-store. 29 Jun 18 Reply Retweet Favorite

Or, the mockney Charles Trenet

 Listening to Lily Allen’s “Littlest Things,” it occurs to me that her mildly urban beats are all a smokescreen; what she really wants to do is become a chansonnier. And why not? London could do with a female Jacques Brel; well, maybe more of a calypso Peter Sarstedt, but either way I approve.