Lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living

“Crazy as a motherfucker”

There's always been a hint, or more than a hint, of something quite wrong about Britney Spears. Was this ever, in fact, an accident? A while back, I was listening to Le Tigre’s “Deceptacon,” in which Kathleen Hanna performs the hysterical subject demanded by contemporary gender roles, and it occoured to me that this would be a good direction for Britney Spears. Everyone thinks she’s mad anyway; why not embrace that madness? Read more↴

Omg is Like Britney Spears Like Okay

The disadvantage of not posting anything for a while is that whatever post you write inevitably takes on the mantle of being a post worth breaking your silence for. Luckily, this problem was solved for me by finding something I couldn’t not post: a preview of the tATu film.

Watch: Finding tATu trailer

Aside from that, I’ve been: Read more↴

LOLBRITNEY

Britney says: 'I can haz moar?' I’m probably not the first person to come up with a variation on this macro to celebrate the new Britney Spears single (though it’s surprisingly difficult to find immediately recognizable pictures of her which don’t lead to 100% wrongness when you superimpose the words “GIMME IT” on top of them). It’s really very good, although in the genre of famous‐person‐sings‐about‐not‐liking‐being‐famous I don’t know if it’s as good as Lindsey Lohan’s “Rumors,” or, of course, Britney’s own chef‐d’œuvre, “Lucky.”

There is nothing more inauthentic than authenticity

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are said to be becoming "like sisters" Well, this can hardly be bad news. Read more↴

Britney, or, The New Heloïse

For my part, I am convinced that it would be as easy to change a blonde into a brunette as a fool into a man of genius.

— Rousseau

Britney Spears has changed her hair color In other Britney news, nice to see the Daily Mail targetting her for a bit of health-as-discipline propaganda.