@voyou Whenever I use a supermarket self-checkout machine, I make sure to keep my card away from the screen, so that the C… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1040981702536032257 15 Sep 18 Reply Retweet Favorite

I really really really want a…

A day when the Spice Girls are rumored to be reforming seems like an appropriate time to mention my surprise that, according to Google, no-one has made the obvious “zig-a-zig objet petit a” joke. Or maybe ten years ago it didn’t occur to anyone to use a global computer network to disseminate such a mediocre gag.

In other Spice Girls news,  I was interested to find an article on Girl Power that says a lot of what I had vaguely imagined might go into a theory of Marxism-Britneyism.