@voyou Enjoying imagining all the different possible superior versions of The Last Jedi. I'd particularly like to see two… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/985579075967307776 15 Apr 18 Reply Retweet Favorite

I really really really want a…

A day when the Spice Girls are rumored to be reforming seems like an appropriate time to mention my surprise that, according to Google, no-one has made the obvious “zig-a-zig objet petit a” joke. Or maybe ten years ago it didn’t occur to anyone to use a global computer network to disseminate such a mediocre gag.

In other Spice Girls news,  I was interested to find an article on Girl Power that says a lot of what I had vaguely imagined might go into a theory of Marxism-Britneyism.