That’s a sublime example of capitalist decaf freedom. The American Government lets you take onto a plane only the incidental prerequisites of smoking, drinking, and anal sex.
In times gone by, there were two sorts of people; one, the diligent, intelligent, and above all, frugal élite; the other, lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living.
Pleased to see that cigar cutters and corkscrews are allowed on planes.
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Personal lubricants are ok as well!
rachelfmb @ September 6th, 2006 2:23 pm
That’s a sublime example of capitalist decaf freedom. The American Government lets you take onto a plane only the incidental prerequisites of smoking, drinking, and anal sex.
voyou @ September 6th, 2006 5:09 pm